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1. (Van Halen) (800↑, 121↓)
One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic\! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby\! They will get in\!\!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music?? Person 2: Its Van Halen dude\!

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2. (van halen) (399↑, 50↓)
Listen To Eruption, and youll know why they got number 2 in 100 best solos

Eruption was just PRACTICE for eddie van halen, it wasnt even suppose to be in the album\!

3. (van halen) (419↑, 157↓)
One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

4. (Van Halen) (296↑, 65↓)
A band that owns all others, the best of the best. Need I say more?

Van Halen kicks ass.

5. (Van Halen) (216↑, 42↓)
The band to which all rock guitar solos must be compared, and the band of the cosmos in [Back to the Future]. Just listen to Eruption and you'll see why.

"*Marty inserts tape labelled Van Halen to wake up George McFly*"

6. (Van Halen) (163↑, 35↓)
The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

7. (van halen) (213↑, 91↓)
A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums. EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS\! EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.

Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.

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8. (van halen) (100↑, 51↓)
They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music. When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.

Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher

9. (Van Halen) (79↑, 37↓)
First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen [bro]s are [gangstas]. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and [Nicole] is a [slut], her music is [crap].

Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen. Ex. 2 Van Halen\!\!\!\!-it speaks for itself. Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.

10. (Van Halen) (47↑, 30↓)
The best mother fucking band to ever step foot on this planet\!. They were the best band until a faggot by the name of Sammy Haggar joined. Van Halen went from awesome kick ass rock to shitty ass fuck pop music

"Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?" "Mines Right Now" "are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?" "uhh wasnt he the only singer?" "No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck\!" *comes back later* "Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil" "see i told you, but that was too much information"

11. (van halen) (69↑, 54↓)
A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant\!

12. (Van Halen) (16↑, 4↓)
Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION\! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four \#1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen? VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams. VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street. VH fan 2: They're good songs. Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys. VH fan 2: Hey Chip Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone. VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.

13. (Van Halen) (34↑, 22↓)
A kickass rock band that started playing in night clubs in california from 1974 to 1977 and then they got noticed in 1978 when they had thier first album "Van Halen" which featured Eruption the most kickass guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen you will ever listen to. In the early 80s they band started fighting because the band thought Diamond Dave (a kickass jew and lead singer) was acting like that Van Halen was Just his backup band and its all about him. So Diamond Dave left the band in 1985. And then...They had to get a new lead singer and that was Sammy Hagar a horrible singer people thought the band was done because of his voice. songs like "Why cant this be love" And "dreams" sounded like freaking pop music. But the band stayed alive for over a decade (the only reason the band stayed alive is because of Eddies kickass guitar playing) Well now Sammy is kicked out of the band and van halen is planning a 2007 summer tour with david lee roth (rumored)

Van Halen Rocks lol\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1 whats ur fav VH song? Dreams and Why cant this be love\! dude thats not van halen. its not? no its van hagar the most horrible band ever\! oh. here (hands him VAN HALEN albums) damn\! these songs rock\! Diamond Dave is way better than that faggy bitch Sammy hagar\! i know because its Van Halen. what are ur fav VH songs now? "Aint Talkin Bout Love" "Jump" "Panama" "Eruption" "Runnin with the devil" And All The Rest Of Them\!\!\! Exactly.

14. (Van Halen) (3↑, 10↓)
Van Halen started life as a paid bar band that gained a considerable live following in the 1970's. Frontman David Lee Roth grew up in an affluent California family which helped the talented Van Halen brothers and their bassist/backing vocalist make it in the Sunset Strip scene. A considerable part of the Van Halen sound was the futuristic, tehnique laden approach of Eddie Van Halen (guitar, keyboards), although their music remained routed in their classic rock covers band material. Van Halens image, album covers and iconic videos were pieced together or driven by David Lee Roth, who was also a quotable tv and radio personality. Van Halen is also a prime example of branded music entertainment; the band and its singers have collectively produced guitars, picks, amplifiers, t-shirts, cooking items, bikes, sunglasses, hats, videos, books and a specialist fans-only magazine called 'the Inside', all designed to extend and, some would say, water down the Van Halen name. Fans are usually in favour of the bands earlier albums, in particular the guitar opus Fair Warning and their chart topping 1984 disc, titled "1984". In 1985 the bands singer and biggest personality was replaced by a mediocre classic rock/80's pomp rock vocalist called Sammy Hagar, who had released excellent and not-so-excellent material since the early 70's.

Van Halen is f*cking cool No - Van Halen is not cool, its overrated suburban b-grade metal crap

15. (Van Halen) (16↑, 26↓)
1.) The dude who said, in his guitar player of the year interview, and for all you Jimmy Paige haters out there, I quote, "wow, this is really a shock. It's not like I'm JIMMY PAIGE or anything; I mean, there are a lot of really great guitar players out there, but Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Paige is God. He's definitely my hero man." Suck That. 2.) Not saying that Eddie Van Halen isn't a fuckin' awesome guitar player, he has a few "Sick Nasty" songs. (fans eat your hearts out)but seriously, give Jimmy Paige a freakin break.

wow, there arent really any examples i can give... i used them all up in the definition. but yeah Van Halen is awesome. Not as good as Jimmy Paige, but still fuckin sick.

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16. (Van Halen) (45↑, 57↓)
A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.

Did you get a Van Halen last night? Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.

17. (Van Halen) (30↑, 108↓)
Quasi-metal band that started the late 70s, featuring the 'virtuoso' guitar player, [Eddie Van Halen] and frontman/clown [David Lee Roth]. Some of their early songs (Running with the Devil, Jamie's Cryin') are listenable to most people, but over the long haul, their juvenile themed songs get old. The guitar wanking gets even older. They developed huge following of high school [loser] guys who dreamed of being guitar wankers themselves, often playing [air guitar] in their bedrooms on weekend nights instead of getting out of the house and interacting with human beings. Said fans were disillusioned in the mid-80s when the clown left the circus and [Sammy Haggar], an even worse singer, joined. His forte prior to joining Van Halen was recording juvenile themed songs like "I Can't Drive 55" and "Trans Am", obviously something that loser high school kids would latch onto. The closest these loser kids will get to being actual guitar wankers themselves is developing throat cancer and arthritic hips as Eddie Van Halen did in the late 90s. Possible sightings in the future might be a Roth-Van Halen reunion at the Naperville town carnival in 2007.

High school loser, circa 1979 - "Van Halen rocks, man\!" Same loser, circa 2006 - "Put your stretch pants on, honey, and bring *cough cough* me my smokes, we're going *cough cough* to the carnival and see Van Halen. *hack cough hack* And can we stop *cough cough* by your sisters house to borrow some money for beer? *wheez*

18. (Van Halen) (23↑, 133↓)
A really crappy band, and the last name of an over-rated guitarist who thinks that he was the king of the world back in the eighties. They gave a bad name to rock and roll with their poppy sounding love songs and big hair. David Lee Roth to this day stands as the gayest lead singer of all time, even gayer than Judas Priests singer and he's actually gay\!

Fuck VAN HALEN lets play some Iron Maiden\!

19. (van halen) (20↑, 155↓)
Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better\! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss\!\!

Fuck\! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard\! haha

20. (Van Halen) (25↑, 184↓)
An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.

I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck

21. (van halen) (23↑, 227↓)
the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all

Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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